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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	231	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Potions Brewed:	168	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9203	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	104

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5326
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	127

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.