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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Towns Built:	9	Star Shards Collected:	91
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Emeralds Found:	5866	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5975	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Star Shards Collected:	199
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2133
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.