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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1752
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	4948
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Animals Bred:	134	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Buildings Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1064	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1825	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	153	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Mines Excavated:	1866
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3540	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!