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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	224
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	2959	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2913
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1729	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Void Armor Forged:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Towns Built:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	114	Alien Abductions:	0
Towns Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Void Armor Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.