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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9983
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	9226	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Love Letters Sent:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Towns Built:	7	Potions Brewed:	35
Star Shards Collected:	52	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	966	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crops Grown:	7314	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Farms Harvested:	147	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.