Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Towns Built:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Potions Brewed:	83	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Farms Harvested:	734	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Potions Brewed:	162
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Farms Harvested:	557

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	112	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Givmehdiamonds Server

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Craftsylvania

Survival

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Animals Bred:	157

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!