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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ores Mined:	935	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	103
Love Letters Sent:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Placebos Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Placebos is a survival server for java and bedrock with RPG aspects, in it we start in a world where we have jobs, skills, clans and lots of security against cheaters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SinisterNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to the SinisterCraft Minecraft Network!

Embark on an epic journey across our two sensational servers – SinisterSkyblock and SinisterPrison!

**SinisterSkyblock**: Join us high up in the skies for an adrenaline-pumping Skyblock adventure! Encounter custom Raid Bosses, explore PvE zones for rare loot, and let Robot Workers assist you on your quest for greatness. Start your own mini-empire with a Bank that grows with interest, and utilize chunk collectors and auto-sell chests to become the ultimate tycoon! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, participate in chat games, and immerse yourself in a world of in-game and PvE events. Dress to impress with custom gear featuring awesome, never-before-seen skins! Don’t forget your companions – Pets and Mounts will be by your side! Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our Casino for a chance to win big!

**SinisterPrison**: Still in beta, but oh-so-exciting! Experience a gripping journey through our Prison server with features like Autosell, mind-blowing custom enchants, personal plots, and cells. Climb the ranks with a prestige system, complete quests, and revel in daily rewards! Once you reach max prestige (15), a whole new world awaits as you’re released into an untouched survival paradise – never to be reset! Form a gang, conquer the world, and leave your mark on SinisterCraft history!

Whether you’re a Skyblock enthusiast or a Prison prodigy, SinisterCraft offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience filled with fun, excitement, and endless possibilities! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

IP: Sinisternetwork.org Version: 1.19.4 and above

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VipMc

LifeSteal, Survival

**VIPMC** – Unleash Your Inner Vampire!

Welcome to **VIPMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where you can sink your teeth into a thrilling gaming experience! Prepare to embark on a bloodthirsty adventure like no other, as you explore a world filled with opportunities to drain your enemies’ life force and gain strength.

Our server offers a unique and exhilarating lifesteal gameplay mechanic, where every hit you land on your foes replenishes your health, making you an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Whether you’re a seasoned vampire or a newbie looking to embrace the dark side, **VIPMC** provides a welcoming community and a variety of game modes to suit your preferences.

Join us at **VIPMC** and immerse yourself in a realm where survival means thriving on the essence of others. Conquer dungeons, engage in epic PvP battles, and forge alliances to dominate the leaderboard. It’s time to unleash your inner vampire and conquer the night!

Join us today, and let the hunt begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NixSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

NixSMP is a thriving Minecraft server community where players come together to explore, survive, and build in a shared world. With a focus on camaraderie and collaboration, players forge friendships as they embark on adventures, construct magnificent structures, and conquer challenges in the enchanting Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, NixSMP offers a welcoming and engaging environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts to enjoy.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AnarchyBox

Cross-Play, PvP

An Crystal Box server thats bedrock and java fun try the server out one of the best crystal servers more game modes coming soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Animals Bred:	116
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

theravenAU MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ores Mined:	4303	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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Anarchy

A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	92
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AquaPearl

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to AquaPearl!

Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

Key Highlights for ALL Members:

Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1767	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mines Excavated:	1271	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.