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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nexus

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Nexus focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: mc.nexus.mn

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SimplyVanilla

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Simply Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server where the ONLY rule is no hack clients. Similar to 2b2t, but with out everyone using cheats, and the very long queues. Other than the no hacking rule, the server has absolutely NO other rules and NO other plugins. The server is completely Vanilla. Feel free to raid and grief bases, team up, build empires and kingdoms, and say what ever you want in chat. The server has never been reset and never will be. Join Today!

discord.gg/dP7SqPF

or join a cooler geopolitical RP server

discord.gg/uJDGQWp

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Atrix

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

We have four custom made worlds in total! so you can play anyone of these, Toxic will consist of magic and spells playing as witches and wizards in a kingdom run faction server with buy-able perks. Vanilla will be a standard vanilla Minecraft kingdoms survival server with buy-able perks. Medieval is going to be a server with horses and old medieval gear and castle and such. You may only build bases above ground and towns and such for the fact that nobody built bases underground. We have a discord and Minecraft server running right now with two functioning servers.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkyBlock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join RGAMinecraft, DoniBobes and MacTh3Mac on the fantastic all New SkyBlock Network. Featuring OP SkyBlock, Classic SkyBlock. Now Featuring an All New Survival SMP Game Mode!

Supported Versions – 1.8 through 1.16.2

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	681	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ManaCube

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dimension Hops:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Features: – Detailed replicas of Hogwarts and more – Spell learning, classes, and quests – PvP battles & Duelling – Towny and Runecraft for community building – Customizable pets

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.