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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magic Items Found:	1284	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2943	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	225	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2342	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	47
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	8494	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3440
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!