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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	968
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	67	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1207	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Emeralds Found:	7820
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Star Shards Collected:	96	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Void Gems Collected:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6371	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1325	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.