Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	188
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	186	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8805
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3972
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8023
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	137	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	8872
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	2004
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	763
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.