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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5734
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	329849	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Towns Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Items Found:	8915
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Potions Brewed:	143	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	27
Emeralds Found:	9759	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	187
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1192	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Star Shards Collected:	256	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Animals Bred:	183
Dragon Eggs Found:	6682	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.