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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FerryCraft

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	259681	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	494

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	799637	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Items Found:	2462	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.