Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	196948
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Animals Bred:	166	Dimension Hops:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Prism SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BERRY MC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

BERRY MC Information Welcome to BERRY MC , this channel contains all the helpful information

What berrymc have in game

Custom Enchant Custom items Crates Lifesteal Prestige Economic Leaderboards Warp arena

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Laa villa network

Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Laavilla, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure knows no limits! Engage in epic battles in FREE FOR ALL mode with lifesteal, or dive into our immersive survival server, complete with a robust economy. Join a vibrant community, form alliances, and unleash your creativity in a world where legends are made. Your journey starts now at Laavilla – where blocks become stories and possibilities are endless!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CrosslandX

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CrosslandX. Brand New Survival Server which offers some of the best additions hosted on any server.

We’re always looking to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: play.crosslandx.co.uk Bedrock PORT:19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Project Z Sage

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Introduction: Hello, and welcome to Project Z Saga! Project Z Saga (PZS) is an immersive, Minecraft vanilla, MMORPG server currently in development, based on the world famous franchise, “Dragon Ball”, created by the legendary mangaka, Akira Toriyama. Unique in its own right, it provides a wide variety of quests following its own custom storyline, ranging from action filled, challenging PvE with distinctive combat mechanics, vast exploration, mental challenges, server-wide events and more to be discovered! By allowing you to create your own character and playstyle, we encourage you to explore the world and forge your own story! Choose your race, equip your strongest techniques, and grow in power to become the strongest fighter!

We post sneak-peeks every now and then in the Discord server, and provide crucial information there, so make sure to join to stay up to date with the server, We hope to see you soon in the world of PZS!Discord: https://discord.gg/PDgpnwRky5Website: Coming Soon!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Towns Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Qhueebie x Unversix

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Historia SMP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

THE HISTORIA SMP- What is Historia SMP? Historia is a nations SMP with an aspect on World Building , Wars , Fantasy and as the name suggests, History. In the Historia SMP, You can be anyone! Be it a barbaric Orc, a tiny Dwarf or a swift Elf! But thats not all! You can also create your own Nation, connecting multiple towns into one big entity, working together to create history, thrive, and go to war! With TRULY endless lore possibilities to create and explore, anyone can start an empire in the Historia SMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocklands

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Blocklands! We have a 1:500 recreation of the Earth that you can play Survival on, as well as a new gamemode called Oneblock! Vehicles, custom resource pack, custom enchants, and more! Join now at “blocklands.org”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchantments Applied:	241	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Skull Craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ever wanted to play a lag free server with bedrock supported!!! Where you can join from 1.9 to 1.9.2? Yes this is the perfect server for you We offer lag free server with different modes and fun to play We also organize different events on discord Link- https://discord.gg/XmUbZjjfBu Don’t forget to join it Have a nice day!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6514
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SMPEarth

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

SMPEarth (SMPE) was originally a private, whitelisted Minecraft server, featuring a custom-generated 1:3000 scale map of the Earth. It commenced on November 2019 and exclusive to a group of selected popular Minecraft creators and streamers such as WilburSoot, Technoblade, TommyInnit, CaptainSparklez, Ph1LzA and many more. In this survival multiplayer server, the players were given the chance to create factions, forge alliances and declare enemies between one another.

Now, following the footsteps of the creators server which had ended in April 2020, SMPE is now publicly accessible on Java Edition where anyone can join. Boasting a community of 7000+ members at the moment and 3 main servers to choose from and experience (casual towny, seige towny and factions), SMPE’s primary goal is to become the most advanced Earth server in Minecraft.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HazardousMC

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Join today! IP: play.hazardousmc.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crops Grown:	9068
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.