Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sunrise SMP (MC 1.20)

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Landclaim, Overpowered, Survival

🌟 About Us 🌟

Sunrise SMP is more than just another Minecraft server; it’s a community where players unite to build, explore, and engage in a vibrant in-game economy. Elevate your survival experience on our 1.20 server, tailored with a variety of plugins and features for a unique and immersive gameplay.

🌳 Core Features

🛠 Survival Focused: Immerse yourself in a survival world that stays true to the vanilla experience.

💰 Economy: Dive into a deep and interactive economy with various ways to earn and spend money.

📦 Crates: Score amazing prizes, equipment, and rare items via our thrilling crate system.

👷 Jobs: Take on various jobs to earn money and boost your skill levels.

🎉 Events: Don’t miss out on our regular events, contests, and community projects.

🛒 Player Shops: Open your very own shop or visit others to find the items you need.

🚀 Double Jump: Ever wanted to jump again while already in the air? Now you can, thanks to our Double Jump feature!

👫 Community

🎙 Discord: Get the latest updates, announcements, and engage in voice chat by joining our Discord community.

👥 Friendly Staff: Our helpful and experienced staff team is always there to help you out.

🤝 Player-Driven: We value and consider community suggestions. Be part of the evolution!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2600
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Aegea

Community, Economy, Laidback, Plugins, Ranks, Semivanilla, Simple, Small, smp, Spigot, Survival

Welcome to Aegea!

We’re a Spigot SMP server with a few plugins for fun gameplay, simple economy and ranks.

“My best memories of Minecraft are of servers with close-knit communities. Meeting friends from all over the world and building something over time… I think its what the Internet is all about. Lets build something.” – ArrowJ123

PluginsGroupManagerVaultEssentialsXWorldGuardWorldEditCoreProtectLUCK

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Elixir Prison

Prison

Welcome to Elixir Prison, the ultimate destination for those who have been banished from society. Built to withstand even the most cunning of inmates, Elixir Prison is a state-of-the-art correctional facility that is both secure and immersive.

Here at Elixir Prison, we offer a unique gaming experience that combines the classic gameplay of Minecraft with the challenge of a high-security prison. In this world, players must navigate through a complex network of cells, yards, and tunnels while avoiding the dangers that lurk around every corner.

Our dedicated team of wardens is committed to keeping Elixir Prison a fair and safe place to play. We have strict rules in place to ensure that everyone follows the rules, and our advanced security systems ensure that cheating is not possible.

Whether you are looking to play with friends or compete against other players, Elixir Prison has everything you need to satisfy your thirst for adventure. So come join us today and see what life is like behind bars!Welcome to Elixir Prison, the ultimate destination for those who have been banished from society. Built to withstand even the most cunning of inmates, Elixir Prison is a state-of-the-art correctional facility that is both secure and immersive.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VicNix Network

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to our exciting Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure and unlimited creativity. Our vibrant community awaits you with open arms as you explore epic landscapes, build impressive structures, and take on challenging missions. Are you a talented architect, a brave explorer or a master craftsman? Whatever your playing style, you will find your place here. Join us as we create unforgettable stories, forge lasting friendships, and unlock the true potential of imagination. Are you ready for the adventure? Become a legend on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

XCraft Survival | Celebrating a Decade of Adventure!

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XCraft Survival | Celebrating a Decade of Adventure! Minecraft Server

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!

We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Join our Discord for updates!: https://discord.com/invite/U9zp3XF9GR

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ores Mined:	7389
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LonksMC – Towny [1.20.2]

ADMIN, Coowner, Cratess, Jobs, Lonks, MCMMO, Moderator, Need, PvP, Quests, Rangewonk, Staff, Survival, Towny, Townysurvival

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!

With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!

Features:– Towny– MCMMO– Free Ranks– Jobs– Quests– Minigames– Weekly Events

Our Community:IP: LonksMC.comWebsite: https://www.lonksmc.comDiscord: discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Astralic SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival

We are excited to welcome you to our new Minecraft server, forums, and Discord community! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, we hope you’ll find our community to be a welcoming and inclusive place to play and connect with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Our server offers a wide range of gameplay, from crates, to voting incentives, store purchases, in-game currency, tags, and everything in between. We’re constantly working to improve and add new features to make your experience on our server the best it can be.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lavender SMP – True Vanilla

Survival

Lavender SMP, a true vanilla server (aiming to be). Transparency is important, so we want to let you know our core plugins are:

– CoreProtect;– GriefPrevention;– SetHome / SimpleTPA

Other plugins may be added in the future if enough recommendations come in. We’d love to have you on the server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NINDEN

Anime, Ball, Bcraft, Black, Blackclover, Bloodcraft, Bokunoheroacademia, Boruto, Clover, Download, Dragon.., free, Jujutsu, Jujutsukaisen, Kakashi, Kawaki, Madara, Magicspells, Manga, Minecraft, mod, Myheroacademia, Mythicmobs, Naruto, Narutoshippuden, ninja, One, Onepiece, Piece, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Realism, Roleplay, RPG, Sasuke, Shinobi, Shippuden, Super

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order to follow

where the winner becomes

After this, you must take a JOUNIN EXAM.

another tournament

award you with more jutsu

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SPECIAL NINJA

winner becomes a SPECIAL

After this, you must take a JOUNIN EXAM.

This is another tournament where the winner becomes an ANBU.

Each rank will award you with more jutsu and chakra.

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In order to follow this path, you must take and win a MEDICAL NINJA EXAM first.

This is a tournament where the winner becomes a MEDICAL NINJA.

After this, you must take a JOUNIN EXAM.

This is another tournament where the winner becomes a MEDICAL SPECIALIST.

Each rank will award you with more jutsu and chakra.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MC Wizards

Survival, Vanilla

# JOIN THE DISCORD : https://discord.com/invite/H789psQbPx # Hello humans, I’m trying to provide comfortable environment for some of you out there with the sole purpose to have some fun and to eventually build tiny, but solid community.

On this server, you can become a wizard with your own fancy wand and clothes, capable to cast multiple powerful spells.

In addition there are also 15 character based skills, each of which has a unique combination of two stats that it rewards. Level up skills by doing certain actions depending on the skill. All skills are easily viewable in GUI inventory menus, accessible using /skills

Server sponsored by : https://mcraftlist.com/hosting

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	New Chunks Explored:	189183

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GODsNetwork

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

Godsnetwork.xyz – 1.8 – 1.16

Welcome to GODsNetwork! We are a cracked and high-quality Minecraft Network with different games to play including Factions, BedWars and more…

IP Address: godsnetwork.xyz Store: https://shop.godsnetwork.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/eFsC5WC

Good luck. Have fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Reloaded SMP | 18+ | Vanilla | No Land Claim | Diamond Economy | Brand New

Adult, Adultonly, Builds, free, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Nokids, Only, Pig, Poa, Redstone, Semiprivate, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

🌐 Welcome to Reloaded SMP:A vanilla Minecraft server designed for players aged 16 and up!

🚀 Fresh Start, Fresh Adventures:Embark on a new world, connect with a friendly community, and experience pure survival fun.

🤝 Community Connection:Forge connections with a welcoming community of like-minded players.

🏗️ Build, Explore, Thrive:Unleash your creativity as you build, explore, and leave your mark in our simple yet exciting Minecraft environment.

🔁 Ready to Reload? Join Us Today:Dive into an adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Join Reloaded SMP now

https://discord.gg/cB8uayTgzy <– Apply here

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	8617	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MistyMines

Prison, PvE, PvP

MISTY MINES OP PRISON SEASON 4 IS COMMENCING! ▶ PRESTIGE, REBIRTH, DONOR MINES AND PRIVATE MINES ▶ ROBOTS, PETS, BOOSTERS, CELLS AND MORE! ▶ AMAZING VOTE REWARDS ▶ FREE AND PREMIUM BATTLEPASS ▶ FREE RANKS ▶ NEW AND IMPROVED MAP AND SPAWN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW PLAY.MISTYMINES.COM

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AsianF4rmer Network

Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The AsianF4rmer Network embraces a new player set with Java, Bedrock, and Eagler compatibility. Join with your friends or meet new members of the community through a web browser via Eagler, mobile via Bedrock, or computer via Java. AsianF4rmer, with many other gamemodes underway, currently has a phenomenal SMP, packed with custom items to obtain, quests to complete, and secrets to uncover!

Server Connections Eagler IP: wss://asianf4rmer.minecraft.pe | wss://asianf4rmer.cf Java IP: asianf4rmer.minecraft.pe | asianf4rmer.cf

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Community Cafe

Chestshop, Economy, Familyfriendly, PvE, Slimefun, Survival, Tardis

CommunityCaféA small community based server

Community Café is family friendly server with lots of fun plugins to play with!We do our best to maintain a healthy, fun, accepting server for everyone.Please stop by and have a blast!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.