Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Potions Brewed:	170	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Towns Built:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

★Hometown SMP★ Land Claim Survival and Community

Dedicated, Friendly, Hometown, Mature, Survival, Vanilla

Come on, make yourself at home.

We are a no grief semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a strong community. Play minecraft the way it was made to be played – with friends!

Think this is the server for you? Join now! IP : smp.hometownmc.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ICE Cube Network

Skyblock

Looking for an epic Minecraft experience? Our server has robot pets, skill challenges, and boss battles. Customize your own robotic companion, master a range of challenges, and face off against powerful bosses. Join now for endless adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Varrock

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

1. MCMMO 2. Leveled mobs 3. Custom drop tables 4. Natural disasters 5. Player Warps 6. Grief Defender 7. Economy 8. Discord Chat 9. Player shops 10. Real fishing 11. Our overworld never resets! 12. Elite Mobs 13. Boosted beacons 14. Angel Chest 15. Guilds and Guild wars

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mystia FREE VIP RANK JOIN TODAY NEED STAFF

Prison

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	50	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Animals Bred:	84
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Spectral Craft

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Our server offers a rich PvP experience with various game modes and arenas. You can compete against other players alone or in a team and improve your skills with various weapons and equipment.

In addition, you can create your own city on our server or join an existing one. Together with other players you can build buildings, collect resources and build economies. But be careful: other cities might attack you and want to conquer your city!

Our server is moderated and offers a safe gaming environment for players of all levels. We look forward to welcoming you to our server and hope you enjoy playing!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	6943
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SkyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

SkyMC is a 1.19 based server that supports anywhere from 1.16-1.20. Currently we have the following gamemodes: – Gens | Cloud – Prisons | Nebula

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	71	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Palladium SMP [1.20.2+] | PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming | MCMMO | Land Claims | Live Map | Player Warps | Player Shops | Ranks | Pets | Keep Inventory ON

Claimland, Claims, Claimshovel, Coreprotect, Coreprotectsurvival, Familyfriendly, Griefprevention, Keepinventoryon, MCMMO, Pg13, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Ranks, Ranksystem, stocks, Survival

What is Palladium SMP?We are a small, tightknit, PG-13, family friendly, non-P2W Minecraft community with active staff members who are dedicated to creating the best SMP experience out there!

Our Server Plugins and FeaturesSome of our plugins include:

PyroMining, PyroFarming and PyroFishingPro

MCMMOA dedicated resource world, and RTPRTP can be used in any world, including the Nether and The End!

Anti-Griefing plugins (i.e., World Guard Core Protect)Claimblocks with the classic golden shovel claim systemStealing is NOT allowed on our serverA live in-game map! https://map.pd-smp.comCrates — Each have rewards that aren’t completely game-breaking or OP

Crate keys can be obtained for free through our voting system!A pet system — You can tame, capture and level up various mobs as pets to aid you in fightsAn in-game rank up systemEach Rank has rewarding perks such as /magiccarpet, /workbench, etcVoting, Vote Rewards and Pinata Party

Tons of custom QOL plugins and fun cosmetic items!Player WarpsKeep inventory is ON

We also have a player-driven economy using Vault, which is integrated with plugins such as:

Jobs, Auction House

And much more!

Join and see for yourself! 😉

Java Edition: play.pd-smp.comBedrock Edition: play.pd-smp.com Port: 25565

discord.gg/d2WNy4FHBC

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ZhangCraft

Survival

Welcome to ZhangCraft! (⁠⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ

ZhangCraft

We are server Survival-Multiplayer with events or quests!Join our official Discord server too! *Rules of our server are on discord*discord.com/invite/QCxK3cypHv

See you on ZhangCraft !

Great Fortune !＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreationStation

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

This server supports both Bedrock, and Java! Invite your friends and come join our small but growing community! we have plenty of undiscovered land, /back /home and /spawn for all players with the ability to set 3 homes! we have an economy plugin and are working on the store, the xp farms with everything you could need and ask for. come be a part of our growing community!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fyre Games

Hardcore, PvP

We’re back! – http://fyre.cc/discord

IP: fyre.cc Store: store.fyre.cc Website: fyre.cc Teamspeak: ts.fyre.cc

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RulerCraft

Atlas, bedrock, Casino, Countries, Cultures, Custom, Desi, Dungeons, Earth, Earthmc, Earthtowny, Economy, Empire, Empires, Faction, Geomc, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geyser, Graddod, History, Imperial, Map, MCMMO, Nations, Pocketedition, Politics, PvE, PvP, Religions, Roleplay, RPG, Ruler, Siege, smp, Smpearth, Towns, Towny, Wars

What RulerCraft offers:

Earth:– Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.

Towny:– Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.

Economy:– Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.

Perks:– Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from. Many fun perks such as Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, Automatic Chest Sorting, Night Vision, Fire Resistance and more!

Senate:– Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.

Good community:– Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.

Righteous staff:– Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.

Optional PvP:– You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed in the wild.

Wars & Neutrality:– We offer organized battles for wars with a custom war system. Your town/nation can choose to remain neutral to avoid wars.

Dungeons:– Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple and Creeper Tomb with plenty of mobs to kill for your EXP and loot needs. Custom Bosses with endgame loot as a cherry on top.

Java & Bedrock support:– play on any device you want.

Visit our website to see more features and information.

play.rulercraft.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	5676	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

IcON Network

LifeSteal

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Menacecraft Survival Server [Java and Bedrock]

Anarchy, bedrock, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Familyfriendly, Familyoriented, Griefprevention, java, Jobs, Kidfriendly, Lootcrates, MCMMO, Menacecraft, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, Teams, Traders, Vanilla

Brand new survival season for Java and Bedrock Edition! Including Creative and OneBlock game play. Join our tightknit community of young and adult players and make new friends! Players are always looking out for each other. We have an expansive spawn point, online server map (Dynmap), custom ranks, McMMO, grief protection, robust trading post, economy system, jobs to earn XP and in-game money, randomly spawning dungeons, and weekly events.

The server owners are always adding new features and expanding the game. Jump in, stake out some land, and make friends! Join us on Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9m.

Java IP: MenaceGamer.comBedrock IP: 51.81.166.111 Port: 25731Discord: discord.gg/jSejX9mServer Map 51.81.166.111:1070/

• Survival (multiple maps)• Oneblock Survival• Creative• McMMO• Dungeons• Custom Ranks• Dynmap• Loot Crates• Grief Protection• Economy and Jobs• Team Building• Custom Commands

We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HyperPots

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to HyperPots [1.8] [JUST RELEASED]an awesome Faction experience well known for its welcoming community, fun events and features!

With Many More Game Modes To Come !

Come and join our welcoming community now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LunarHC Lifesteal 1.18

Economy, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, Network, Pve Economy, Survival

Welcome to LunarHC Lifesteal. Our server has the best community on the game! We’re an Lifesteal server running on 1.18. The latest version of Minecraft.

[+] 10 Lifes[+] Player Ran Economy[+] PVP | GRIEFING | RAIDING[+] Free Ranks[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.lunarhc.comPORT: 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.