Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

minecraftmaster

Factions, Parkour, Prison, Skywars, Survival

this is a 1.7.5 version minecraft server we are looking for a dev and a builder and co-owner as i just got the server today

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crime PvP

Economy, PvP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	161
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SpyCraft Network

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

One of the most awesome server for 1.5.2

We offer everything: joining us will mean being able to play 18 different gamemodes.

IP: spycraft.me

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EcopiaMC

building, Econemy, PvP, Survival

EcopiaMC is a brand new economy server with a bunch of cool features! We offer pvp, building and grinding features, so there is something for everyone!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	8085
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arvendawn

Economy, Survival, Towny

A small 40 slot server run by a couple of UK teens (adults?). We run the server because it is fun and we enjoy encouraging creativity here.

Server is Survival and mainly build oriented, but we have PVP arenas available. We run BOSEonomy, Towny, Dynmap, Chest Shop and many other plugins to give variety to your Minecraft experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	230231

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LonewolvesPvP

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

LoneWolvesPvP is a server that’s been here for months, we started from the begining and are still here!

We are here to stay a loving faction community server 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hitmoncraft

Factions, Pixelmon, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Hitmoncraft!

A one-of-a-kind pixelmon server where you can shape the world and your game as you like. Be warned that this is not a simple server. It requires intelligence, maturity, and a broad general knowledge. You can also expect references and nods to the early games for those who grew up with Pokémon.

In general players are free to do as they wish to each other and to the pixelmon of the world, but be aware that behaving badly will have repercussions and may result in your being branded as an outlaw.

Select plugins have been added to create an immersive experience. mcMMO allows you to grow and endure harsher environments with its PvE elements, whilst the PvP aspects allow you to become prodigious bounty hunters or bandits.

Pixelmon may be battled and caught in the usual fashion. Our safari zone holds exclusive pixelmon not found anywhere else and our league is as unique as it is challenging.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nines Craft

Factions

Next Gen Minecraft! Looking for 10 Admins!.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CCFactions and Minigames

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to Creed Craft Factions! A new, fresh server in the hands of an ambitious Owner, BTS107. We include a shop with over 100+ items, a newly done, medieval style Faction Spawn (As for the Main Spawn), the Nether, and mini games such as the Mob Arena, and Last Man Standing! We hold drop parties every time 20 or more players are currently on and actively playing. And of course we accept donations, plus show off how much you donated by receiving a special donation rank! During Easter weekend (Sunday through Saturday), you will get 15% off on any prices above $20 of purchase! And if you can’t donate, there is in-game money where you can buy different /kits like “Knight”, and “Duke”. (NOTE: *Different than Donation ranks*) Speaking of kits, once you join, your kit of a “New Comer” includes items such as diamonds, potions, and wood to start off your Minecraft journey!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dimension Hops:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DracoonCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re still under construction, but it’s getting there 🙂 It’s a city build server, with mini games and a survival world, as well as a mine and a farm world. The team is all over 18 in age! Events are planned that are paid for with items or in-game currency. Simply register once and off you go if you have any questions PE system installed.

The server team is waiting for you for some cookies 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	88	Dragon Eggs Found:	3177

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Adrundaal | German

PvP, Survival

Hello Stranger! Looking for a new home, you now go to the world of Adrundaal. You enter our world of Thayren in survival mode as a citizen of four highly detailed user cities designed in a fantasy medieval style. There are lovingly designed landscapes and secret places to discover and a huge continent that is constantly being run by the server team will be further expanded and beautified.

VISIT US NOW!

www.ADRUNDAAL.de Read our “First Steps” and apply to us in the forum.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The BTCraft Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival Games

This is the BTCraft Network, we have been recently updated with many new thing making this a modern server. Our staff have kept the server well and alive ready for you guys! We hope you enjoy and vote to keep supporting us! The reward for votes will be fixed soon.

Thanks for looking at the server, – Awesome

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Thrown Alive

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Great Factions server! Admins are nice! Let you adventure begin 😀

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

eclat.lv

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our server page! You should choose this server, because its very fun, to play.

We offer you 3 interesenting servers:

* KitPvP – Choose kits and go fight with other players, enchant armor, gain levels and be an pvp master.

*Hardcore/Factions – Wanna, known if your good surviver? So join there, you will improve your Hardcore survival skills.

Interesenting administration and very helpful, just join now! 🙂

That’s all about my server, join now – mc.eclat.lv

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Items Found:	8749
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WorldscapeMC

Economy, Factions, Survival

Thank you so much for clicking on this page. Without further ado, here are the basic facts about the server. —————————————————————————————– – Great, friendly, and small Community! – Survival – Unique experience that no other servers have! – Awesome commands and tons of ranks – Many fun plugins! – More than Five Years of Uptime! —————————————————————————————– As you can tell, Worldscape is the perfect server for you if you are looking for a unique Minecraft experience combined with a friendly, small community. —————————————————————————————–

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.