Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OnlineCraft.PL

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

OnlineCraft is a network of Minecraft servers that is constantly being developed. Register and join us. We have: SkyBlock, Creative and Surwiwal with automatic cuboids placed with a block.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Metropolis

Economy, Mini Games, Prison

Hello :). We are a server where you can have a lot of fun. We offer different ranks, events, different mini-games, a mining world, a property world with GS sizes of 32×32, a farm world, the End, the Nether and a. Our server team will help you immediately if you have any problems or questions and will answer your questions. We also have a Teamspeak3 server: 62.104.20.144:9996 the password is: metro. Here you can chat with us and also have the opportunity to get to know us more :). TS³-Server: 62.104.20.144:9996 Server-IP: 81.30.154.247:25565

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact Kaiser or Co_Kaiser (marcel2804 – greenfrog) Feel free to come to the server and you will be helped immediately 🙂 Have fun and I hope to see you soon. Euer Metropolis Team.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7009
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Labyrinth of Sordrin

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Labyrinth of Sordrin is a colossal 3,100 x 3,100 maze filled with traps, puzzles, challenges, villages to plunder, hidden rooms and landmarks to discover and explore. It is filled with custom monsters, npc’s and hoards of treasure to discover and loot!

If you are looking for a challenge, you have found it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

i-Cool Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

A Hong Kong Minecraft Server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RadialCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

RadialCraft is a Creative based server. Other then creative worlds we have got our survival world and minigames:

– Prophunt SurvivalGames TNTRun Spleef History of the server: 3 years ago, A server formed called grabcraft. It’s still running, but it’s dead. Back in the day that server was lead by Niklon and Durrant. They both been throught a lot and that ended up bad. Around a year ago Niklon took over that server and banned durrant from it. According to that he decided to make his own server, called RadialCraft. The server been through a lot, from a person called surgetheurge who decided to dump our whole ftp into the toilet, and other things such as ddoss attacks or the LOLJesusDied Object.

After all this hassle, we managed to get a suitable and stable management over the server of what it is right now. We exist over a year and we are proud! Connect/server details: ip: mc.radialcraft.org Website: www.radialcraft.org Forums: www.radialcraft.org/forum/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AcidIsland

Survival

New game! AcidIsland!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TechnoBuffalo Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

For nearly 3 years now, the technology news and review giant TechnoBuffalo has sponsored its own Minecraft multiplayer server. Over that time, much has changed with the updates released from Mojang, and we have once again changed with the times.

We are proud to share with the entirety of the Minecraft community that we are now functioning as a Hub server in which we offer: Survival, Creative, Arcade, and much more!

TechnoBuffalo is a friendly community, and would love to have you join our server and be a part of the Buffalo herd!

We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CRAFTWORD

Creative, PvP

CRAFTWORD

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Epics MiniGames

Mini Games

A server with some minigames. More minigames will be added soon! Minigames: SURVIVAL-GAMES, SPLEEF, INFECTION, PRISON, AND SURVIVAL!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MasonCraft

PvP, Survival

Hi guys My name is Predmarine The server Owner. This server is new. Just launched out to the public today. We currently have it set to 120 slots but will upgrade if needed. We also have a website http://www.mcmasoncraft.com/ Join there for updates on the server and to donate ect. We are a PVP/Raid serve. We dont have factions plugin up yet but will so in the future. We have amazing staff. Nicest people you could meet.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	730	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	83	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GhastLegion

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

* GhastLegion *

GhastLegion is a unique factions server with a great community, awesome PvP and a great community. Our server is up to date and gives every saturday at 21:00 (UTC/GMT +2 hours). There are also regularly held events.

We hope to see you on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Potions Brewed:	56
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pieties Server

PvE, Vanilla

Rules: No griefing No hacking (flying,teleporting,speed,x-ray,etc.) No begging to become mod/admin Be respectful to other players and property Have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fire Craft/Dan craft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

hi welcome to Fire Craft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	65
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InfiniteHeights

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to InfiniteHeights!

These are some of the features we offer on our Survival Server: – Survival with a large focus on economy – Farm world to gather resources – Auctions, Player Mall and a Virtual Market – mcMMO with special skills and abilities – Friendly and helpful staff team

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dincraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Dincraft – The server that refuses to die!

– A ranking system, based on the series Vikings where you go from being a simple Warrior, to a great Legend. The ranking system gives you lots of advantages over time, so you always have something to look forward to. Best of all, your Rank will never disappear.

– Hard server, arranged for construction. On the server there is PVP in Wild, but you can claim your areas and lock people out. Then people have more freedom. Whether you want to PVP or whether you want to Build in your area.

– Map, when you are in the game you can type /map or use our link and you will see a map of the server. Then it is easier to plan buildings, find biomes and much more.

– WIKI, On our Discord you will find lots of Wiki posts that explain lots of the server’s functions. Plugins, Dincraft has lots of stylish plugins that extend the game. Everything from teleport blocks to bridges that can close and open.

– Bedrock Support, On the server you can play with Bedrock Edition! You can even play on the server with your mobile phone on the bus.

– Fly, On the server you can fly with the command /val | Then you get the opportunity to fly with flyspeed 0.4 – Then it becomes much easier to make cool buildings and explore areas. But watch out! If you attack mobs/players, or mobs/players attack you, you fall like a brick.

– Minigames, if there are more than 7 players on the server, random minigames may appear in the chat. You just click on the chat, join the minigame and when the game is over, you return exactly where you were before the game started.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!