Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Game End

Creative, Mini Games

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	330828	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

McZockerTime

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

McZockerTime

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WorldCiv | RPG | World Map

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Be sure to join us at world-civ.com Join the website for the FREE rank of traveler. To get traveler join the website then go to the shop tab and click on the free rank. All are welcome on the TS server, check the website for more information.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DarkCloud

Economy, Towny

DarkCloud

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crops Grown:	8185
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft Continuum

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Family friendly vanilla server for survival play but pvp is enabled so be prepared to protect yourself. We use Towny and McMMo so check it out. We have a shop so you can buy what you need.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SolidStateGaming

Factions

SolidStateGaming Factions Mcmmo Pvp Server

SSG is a factions pvp raiding server . We make it our priority to give you the best possible pvp experience that minecraft has to offer. We have pvp oriented plugins to enhance the traditional minecraft style of pvp such as the ever popular plugin Mcmmo. The staff is extremely fair and friendly they will assist you in everyway possible except they will not spawn items or help to abuse another player. SSG accepts both new and veteran minecraft players. Join today and and claim your spot as the top Faction!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KaosCraft – Hub – Towny – Faction

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Welcome To KaosCraft, We have been running servers since Feb 2012, weve had a great result from running these server, so now weve thought why not make KaosCraft bigger! So we have, We have upgraded to a “Hub” server with 16GB ram! We are now running 4 servers!

Towny: Kaoscraft is known for our towny server! Our towny server is a friendly server with no pvp, Weve got different kind of plugins what makes the server fun aswell there are different ways to earn money in this server, You can earn money by Killing mobs, Selling items, Using the auction. You can also donate to earn amazing perks like /fly and /gamemode 1

Faction: Our Faction server is a fun server which has pvp. weve got amazing plugins to make the raiding alot more better and the pvp-ing alot more funer! Weve got a Anti-Logger plugin so if someone logs out there npc is there for 5 seconds and they disapear. Aswell we make the raiding better by letting you destroy obsidian with 3 tnt!

Creative: Our Creative server is a fun server, weve got a plugin that generates plots, The plots are all protected to no one can grief your designs! All normal players have one plot but if your a VIP you get unlimted plots! The plots are 64×64!

Rpg: Our RPG server is a Role Playing Server, There are towns in this server but aswell there are Quests and God, You basically take a role in this server and then you just act your role in the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Raid Craft

Factions, FTB, KitPvP, PvP, Towny

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Village Craft Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello!

The Village Craft Network is a fun and enjoyable place.

We have been open since 2012 and have many fun years hosting a fun town building community server.

What are you waiting for? Come and join to find out more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sverrecraft vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a vanilla server (it is bukkit because i need a control panel that need a bukkit plugin but it is no commands like spawn and warp so it feel like it is vanilla) You can explore as far as you want and there is no limits in what you can do, the only limits is the limits built in to vanilla.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Zelos

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Zelos is a mostly vanilla Minecraft v1.7.8 server with a few plugins to ensure things run smoothly and fair for everyone. At its core, Zelos is a PVP Survival server. Are you tough enough to handle a vanilla survival server? Come join us and find out. Band up with your friends using Clans (no friendly fire!), head off in any direction and start your secret base. Or simply play by yourself and ask to join an existing clan.

Stick around for a while and you’re automatically rewarded with free gear, experience points and in-game cash. Stick around long enough and obtain Veteran rank and perks for free. Zelos also has weekly PVP arena battles where the winner gets an enchanted item of choice!

We’ve been working closely with the PVPArena plugin developer to bring you a massive and unique automated PVP Arena that is complete with TURRETS, random chest loot, powerups, different fighting classes and rewards for the victor.

Don’t even think about logging out in the middle of battle, or you will be instakilled and lose all of your inventory in the process, including your player head!

Want to have some fun with your friends and troll your enemies? Donate for VIP or XVIP (permanent ranks!) and obtain the ability to disguise yourself as an innocent looking mob. Be careful, though; as soon as you strike someone or they hit you, your disguise is blown!

Want to be the ultimate troll? Gain a clan’s trust, get them to tp you to their base, steal all of their stuff, retire from their clan and then use all the loot to start your own powerful clan! No holds barred at Zelos! Anything goes!

Zelos has friendly staff that are not ban-happy like most other sites. (Nobody has full op or gm1, not even owner, so don’t bother asking.) We may mute you if you become annoying in chat, but bans are very rare at Zelos.

Come PVP with us at Zelos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TheGrimServer

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

I Am Not The Owner, But Please, Join! I Am Eager To See You On!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bending PvP

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is a Factions/PvP/Bending server with a variety of other fun addons. Join now and see for yourself! People searching for staff ranks may apply on this server.

God stuff drop parties can start in this server 😉

Info for Nerds: Running on i5 with 14 gigs of dedicated ram and badass connectivity…

*Added free creative world with /warp creative!* *Added Forum at http://matrixnetwork.org/Forum/*

Runs on CraftBukkit 1.7.2 R0.3

PLUGINS: Bending plugin, 1vs1, Mob Arena, McMMO, Factions, Survival Games, Sign Shop and the generally helpful bukkit plugins!

Owner: ultraman245

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4714	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCP-MCS.com

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to MCP-MCS.com! We are an incredible hub server containing every game type you could ever want! We currently offer the following:

– Factions – Survival – Sky Wars – Sky Block – Creative – Prison – Hunger Games – KitPvP – and more!

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure minimal downtime and optimal performance with virtually no lag. Come check us out today to see what an amazing experience GotPvP can be for you 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PvPDojo

KitPvP, PvP

Minecraft KitPvP Server. Online since 2013.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).