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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Animals Bred:	68	Mines Excavated:	1954
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Void Armor Forged:	24

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Towns Built:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Holy Grails Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	217
Runes Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	8483	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Void Gems Collected:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	259	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

mc.savermc.net