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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magic Items Found:	1951
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Votes:	4665
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dimension Hops:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension Hops:	5

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	184
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Dragons Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Buildings Constructed:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7669
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Astral Projections Made:	0	Potions Brewed:	86
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Potions Brewed:	145	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co