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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Farms Harvested:	258	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Potions Brewed:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

play.bharatmc.fun:19132

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

legendaryzsurvival.com.br:10166

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

play.mcmingo.monster

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

reignofkings.org:25590

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1394
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Zombie Dances:	1

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

49.12.85.246:8036

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

hexhub.net

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7672	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

mc.riftland.com

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

farlandsmc.net

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	193
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Items Found:	7835

mc.kingscraft.co.uk:2594

EpikLava

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

oyna.epiklava.com

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

wotrmc-world1.com

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

mc.finmine.net

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	4873
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

147.135.160.192:25597

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Towns Built:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

play.nucklungsmp.fun:55555