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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Votes:	8331
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5597	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	4061	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	213	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

play.nexusworlds.nl:25502

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

kencrafters.apexmc.co

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mines Excavated:	1343	Star Shards Collected:	84
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	88	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	606

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	7

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	7015
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

play.forestblock.fun

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

librevoxel.lol

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	63	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

sfactions.com

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7884	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Star Shards Collected:	231
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

GlacierCraft.apexmc.co

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8032	Towns Built:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

mc.rosesmp.com:25619

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Villages Defended:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

play.cidermc.com

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	385
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

play.henrikomagnifico.com