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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Potions Brewed:	100	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Emeralds Found:	7744
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org:25577

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

wildwoodsmp.com

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5059
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Star Shards Collected:	51
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Aetherconquest.net

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

play.hemispheresurvival.club

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

mc.aus.gg

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchantments Applied:	70	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

mc.drakescraft.net

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Towns Built:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4264	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

play.halfastmc.com

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	7800	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

it.craftersland.net

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

eu.sonoyuncu.network

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	626

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

mc.no-named.org

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6933
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

ccraft.de:25000

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Villages Defended:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

pcbmc.co