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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1824	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3927

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	165	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Votes:	1425
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Emeralds Found:	5800	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Secret Passages Found:	6

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mines Excavated:	2278
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Votes:	3134
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3198	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3208	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com