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Players:	98/800	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	4060
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ores Mined:	1590
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2144	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	74
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mines Excavated:	2462	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Items Found:	1977

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	728
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Farms Harvested:	492
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1889	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Villages Defended:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	1372	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6477

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com