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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	266	Villages Defended:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ores Mined:	3544
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Astral Projections Made:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3459	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2427	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Void Gems Collected:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crops Grown:	1727

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2426	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	2758
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	424813	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8355	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Buildings Constructed:	34

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Villages Defended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Potions Brewed:	152	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	1445	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Runes Activated:	8

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crops Grown:	6627
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net