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Players:	94/500	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	788
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5716
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	903072	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Animals Bred:	128	Meteorites Collected:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7566
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	5069	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	273

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7252
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Votes:	1652
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	147	Star Shards Collected:	104
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Villages Defended:	11

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

pokeleague.net

PotionMc

LifeSteal

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Farms Harvested:	777
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

play.potionmc.xyz

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

play.arefy.net