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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Towns Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	9427
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Farms Harvested:	413	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Towns Built:	8

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	3290	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	212	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mines Excavated:	4571

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	28556	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	1362	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	1868	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	193	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	508	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1878	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun