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Players:	97/400	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Crops Grown:	9085	Star Shards Collected:	245

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Void Armor Forged:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Farms Harvested:	227

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Potions Brewed:	48	New Chunks Explored:	858685
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2792	Dimension Hops:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	950	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	3542	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8007	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ores Mined:	5015	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1044	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Votes:	2954
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com