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Players:	100/900	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	250
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Towns Built:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Items Found:	7911	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Farms Harvested:	493
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	248	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	9532	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	107	Ores Mined:	2924
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	184
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4119	Enchantments Applied:	213
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	231	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Votes:	8626	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Emeralds Found:	3615
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	3321

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Emeralds Found:	3164
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2900
Mines Excavated:	2745	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	2526
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net