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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	425419
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to Evolved Survival!Free Ranks! Player Shops, Economy Vanilla & Custom Biomes Public Farms! Land Claiming Custom Plugins

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3897
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Mines Excavated:	3721
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	298
New Chunks Explored:	793261	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Animals Bred:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6360	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
New Chunks Explored:	947636	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2213
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Potions Brewed:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live