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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Enchantments Applied:	290
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Buildings Constructed:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	34
Crops Grown:	8874	Villages Defended:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ores Mined:	8947	Gods Slained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	2851
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8694
Mines Excavated:	3544	Zombie Dances:	5

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	945
Chimeras Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	340692	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4575	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ores Mined:	1969	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com