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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	7641	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8531
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Animals Bred:	96	Dimension Hops:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	4867	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4847	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9465	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	71	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	153
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimension Hops:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4932

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net