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Players:	101/400	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

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MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

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realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

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Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3178	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Votes:	1030	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9006
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2479	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Villages Defended:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	807982
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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