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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	1279	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	8095	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	396	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8896	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Votes:	9405

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	4858	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org