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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Towns Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2641	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Star Shards Collected:	53	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Animals Bred:	117	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3497

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Towns Built:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Votes:	2731
Void Armor Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Void Armor Forged:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3786	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	5076	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Animals Bred:	69	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Potions Brewed:	47
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6033	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
New Chunks Explored:	790338	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3646	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com