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Players:	96/500	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Love Letters Sent:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

play.aureusmc.net

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ores Mined:	3658	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

play.orioncraft.org

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Potions Brewed:	187
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Buildings Constructed:	12	Potions Brewed:	60
New Chunks Explored:	493663	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Animals Bred:	106
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1826
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ores Mined:	1316
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	4460	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8917	Animals Bred:	196
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us