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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	749	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	New Chunks Explored:	773517

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	707746
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Towns Built:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Votes:	910	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Minecraft SMP, Parkour, and OneBlock server with both Java & Bedrock cross-play support! Tons of features such as custom enchants, slimefun, skills, player-selected difficulty, and much more!Java Port: 25565 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2

PandaCraft is a unique Survival server known for its “quality of life” plugins to make the Survival experience better. You can play with your friends, or even meet new friends! The server runs on 1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!We strive to create the most fair survival server possible. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we can’t wait to see you soon!

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5096

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6130
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	724452	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	187
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com