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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8679
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2675	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	3503	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	136
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	6637	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	423826
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2659	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4124	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	7065
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com