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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

BeansMines

Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

BeansMines is a mining server with a good community and lots of features. It has custom items, armor, lots of mining and more. IP: beansmines.minehut.gg Have fun, follow the rules and don’t grief!

beansmines.minehut.gg

Oak Survival

PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	154
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6118	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Oak Survival! We run a Survival Geyser Java Server, meaning anyone on any platform may join (use bedrock together or mc server connector for xbox/playstation). We also employ several other plugins (listed below). PVP is allowed outside spawn area.

Come join if you’re looking for a casual survival server to play with your friends!

Plugins + Commands ————————– Timber Admin Shops /sethome and /home /warps

147.135.31.126:25600

Ragnarok network

Bed wars, Economy, Envoys, Kit PvP, Koth, Parkour, Skypvp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	6665	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Ragnarok Network is a Minecraft server themed around vikings and Norse mythology. Currently we only offer KitPvP, but we aspire to add more pvp-based gamemodes in the future. After KitPvP, we plan to work on a cracked bedwars gamemode.

ragnaroknetwork.net

RybisMine Minecraft server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	700638	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

The owner of the RybisMine server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.137.75:25800

ZEDMO SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Enchantments Applied:	296	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

This ZEDMO SMP, it is open for everyone around the world! Play on the server with your friends~Build~Mine~Survive!

149.56.232.38

PVP HEROS

Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

you may get a treat from the op and may make friends pvp is on so kill if needed but and the person with the most kills at the end of the week will get a random prize if the leader bord is the same than the same person will get the prize

pvp.apexmc.co:25618

Mythocraft network

Antigrief, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, Custom Mobs, Economy, Exploring, Pve Survival, Rankup, RPG

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

“An epic adventure. You live in Arcadia, you are heir to the first MetaHumans, your purpose is to defeat the gods of different worlds and realities, to recover your World! and end the cycle of ETERNAL EXILE.”

MythoCraft is a community where you will be more than a mortal, you will become a MetaHuman, taking advantage of your skills to survive, complete missions and participate in Events broadcast on social networks.

Be part of this adventure. Enjoy custom level mechanics and items. New armor, new weapons and tools!!

Details:

Minecraft version 1.17.1 – 1.18.1New BiomasmcMMO: A different experience!Custom Mobs and BOSSESHistoryChestsCustom ItemsVaried difficultyEventsEconomyProtectionsNew Structures

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Create your own story! Become a Legend!! Be part of MythoCraft.

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More Information: ENTER DISCORD and verify yourself as a Mortal player!!

play.mythocraft.com

⭐ ❗ MineShow ❗ ⭐ GRIEFING ⭐ 1.1.Х ⭐ Minecraft server

Parkour

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Potions Brewed:	140
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

⭐ MineShow – A unique honest server for griefing and a comfortable game!

● Our IP address: mineshow.ru:19132

● Our website: mineshow.ru

● Server version: 1.1.X

⚡ Frequent updates, competitions, unique plugins, cases for players, responsive administration.

Everyone is welcome!

mineshow.ru:19132

BlockedIn Network

Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Towns Built:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

About The BlockedIn Network

The BlockedIn Network is an upcoming Minecraft Server Network. We offer a cosy and friendly community as well as custom developed Minecraft server experiences like you have never seen before.

Our first server is a custom made Survival Server that offers the community the ability to control the global economy of the entire server. No boring and annoying global server shop with generic prices, no pay to win features that mean the ones with the most money get the advantage, and many free rewards (including up to 10 rewards from voting daily on our website).

So come and join us on the BlockedIn Network.

play.blockedin.net

Fatal Craft

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3500	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Fatal Craft is a action filled PvP server where if you kill one person, you take their heart and they lose one heart. This server is a raid and PvP server so don’t cry when you get raided or killed . We hope you enjoy your stay!

91.121.38.21

Bossmine blue

Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	204
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Boss Mine Network We are a group of friendly faces looking for another to add to it! Who Are We? We are a new Minecraft Java/bedrock server that is just starting out. Why You Should Join We are trustworthy people looking for some buddies to play minecraft with! What are you waiting for? join Today!

bossmine.xyz

———– DheedNeed ———– OPENING!!! Minecraft server

Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

DheedNeed

Our website: https://dheed.easydonate.ru

Server IP: dheedneed.mclan.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/NFk2Ted9

DheedNeed.mclan.ru

BlueTorch Survival

Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

BlueTorch survival is built on the foundation of community-based survival events and group experiences. We’re all about events, building contests, weekly PVP tournaments, guild wars, custom dungeons. We have an entire shop world dedicated to cultivating a player-fueled economy alongside a diverse auction system. We’re all about building bridges between players and letting them blossom in our environment. Join BlueTorch to have new experiences, participate in unique weekly events, and explore a world with the growing new community of BlueTorch.Discord- https://discord.gg/ADqJVG7cERIP- 54.39.129.170:3045

54.39.129.170:3045

Arcana SMP

FTB, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2233	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Towns Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Star Shards Collected:	117	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

This is a origin Smp to play on this world you need to join the discord and download the mods there

94.23.109.132

Brutewars

KitPvP, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Items Found:	7457	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6176	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to Brutewars!

✦ KitPvP✦ Survival✦ Teams✦ Easy access gameplay✦ Custom Enchantments

Your goal on Brutewars is to earn your way to the top of the PvP chain by earning higher level enchantments and ultimately having the highest economy.

brutewars.net