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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1494	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BumbleCraft

Survival

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ores Mined:	9248
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!