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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

COME JOIN US. IP: ChaosHub.netMinecraft 1.20.2 Skyblock & SurvivalChaos Hub is the ultimate network for the gamemodes you love. We provide the best fully customized skyblock and survival gameplay around. Our community is second to none, and filled with friendly players.– Compatible Versions: 1.9-1.20.2 – Friendly & Dedicated Staff Team – Skyblock: Casino, Upgradable Islands, Player Mines, mcMMO – Survival: Coming soon – Epic Ranks at https://store.chaoshub.net/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

OrionCraft is created for survival players who want to dip their toes into the exciting world of modded gameplay while preserving vanilla gameplay. You always have that one friend that doesn’t like to build or the other that doesn’t like to mine. With that in mind we created OrionCraft so that you don’t have to split up from your friends because there is something to do for everybody. With the Java and Bedrock compatibitlity we made that option even better. So grab your friends and decide if you wanna be on the PVP leaderboard or you wanna make your own custom painting with the Art plugin! Some of our features: – Crates – Playerwarps – Chest Shops – 1450+ Quests – Grief Prevention – Land Claiming – – McMMO – Events & Contests – Jobs – Keep Inventory (except End) – Dynamap and more! –

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server [1.16 – 1.20] with a small community trying to entertain and have fun, we hope you enjoy it a lot <3

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

MineVillage is a new Minecraft network offering unique survival experiences. We’re currently offering two unique game modes. Oneblock & Earth.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Vexius Minecraft Server Explore Three Unique Server Types: Creative 1.20.1, Skyblock 1.17.2, Survival 1.20.1 Join with any version 1.12.2-1.20.1 Creative Server Features: Free WorldEdit & VoxelSniper, GoPaint & GoBrush, Plots. Survival Server Highlights: Bosses & Mobapocalypses, Player Markets & MiniGames, Daily Quests & Fishing Tournaments, GriefPrevention & Towny. Skyblock Server Excitement: Experience Slimefun – A Major Game-Changer!, Generate Ores & Participate in Envoys, Take on Challenges & Epic Dragon Fights Discord: https://discord.gg/9ZdE8Ek IP: vexius.org Experience the best of Minecraft at Vexius!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.