Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Divine Spears Created:	27

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Gryphons Tamed:	2

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ores Mined:	5507

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Love Letters Sent:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4353	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	7953
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ores Mined:	5031
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	4272	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	79
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	9867
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	66	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Votes:	6912
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380