Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Votes:	3196
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Star Shards Collected:	167
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	107
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7503	Void Gems Collected:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Farms Harvested:	385
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	9987	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	9435

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

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