Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9343	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	5938
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	489028	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Potions Brewed:	93
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Towns Built:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mines Excavated:	1045
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.