Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Star Shards Collected:	121
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Animals Bred:	121	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	114	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	112
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1826	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	8623
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	251	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.