Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	164

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3788	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	7600	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6485

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4182	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crops Grown:	1821
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3847	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Star Shards Collected:	293

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2030

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.