Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	1968
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	572	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	197

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crops Grown:	7117

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	243767
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	73	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Towns Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1914
Falling into the Void:	0	Farms Harvested:	678

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ores Mined:	2720	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Star Shards Collected:	279
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	774501	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Emeralds Found:	8729
Runes Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.