Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1016	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	124	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6808	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Star Shards Collected:	160	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	1640	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	105	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Crops Grown:	4607

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Villages Defended:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4314	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.